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PART THE THIRD
"Reality's Twilight"
What has gone before: After a freak earthquake
struck Arkham Asylum, Roger Hayden, better known as the Psycho Pirate,
escaped and found himself transported to Egypt, where he was joined
by Mr. Mxyzptlk, Superman's nemesis from the Fifth Dimension. Giving
the Psycho Pirate a golden spear, Mxyzptlk claimed the weapon could
grant Hayden anything he desired. As the Psycho Pirate began to test
this by recreating a world he alone remembers from before the great
Crisis, the Justice League was forced to respond to multiple, extremely
powerful threats around the globe, calling in their reserves for assistance.
While attempting to stop the bizarre, in some cases oddly familiar
villains, some heroes' appearances began to change dramatically, as
the Psycho Pirate continued to "fix" reality …
THE SPHINX, EGYPT
Like giant weightless pearls, the iridescent globes floated before the
monolithic head of the Sphinx, observed by the Psycho Pirate and Mr.
Mxyzptlk. On one globe, the dancing colors formed an image of Superman,
caught between a battle-armored Lex Luthor and three green-skinned aliens
in costumes split down the middle to resemble both Superman's and Batman's.
On another of the viewspheres, Wonder Woman and Steel could be seen
flying high above the sands of the Arabian peninsula, approaching an
oil field under attack. Still another sphere displayed three monsters
in Rome making short work of Icemaiden, Power Girl, Captain Atom and
other Justice League reservists. Eight globes in all, each one showing
different heroes and villains in life and death struggles.
The Psycho Pirate peered intently at one globe in
particular, showing the Huntress clambering up a pile of rubble, then
bracing herself against one fragment of brick wall and attempting to
dislodge another with both legs. Her legs were bare, her neckline plunged,
and her mask rose in horn-like flares over each eye, all striking contrasts
to her appearance only a few hours earlier, when she wore a heavy, padded
costume which covered her body completely and without flares. Her current
garb was the handiwork of the Psycho Pirate, and he scrutinized the
new costume critically.
"I'm not sure … I fixed her quite right …,"
the Psycho Pirate sighed. "It's been so long … so long since I've
had anything but memories of dear old Earth-2 …"
"Details, Hayden, details!" Mxyzptlk assured
him with absolute confidence. The little imp waved his hands impatiently
at the Psycho Pirate and continued, "Stop obsessing over the color
of a few threads here and there. Think bigger! You started off with
a bang, recreating all those misunderstood souls we both know the Justice
Losers have missed terribly, whether they know it or not. But now you're
almost hopelessly bogged down in textiles! Just let loose and have fun,
my boy!" Mxyzptlk chuckled to himself and added quietly, "And
while you're at it, I'll have more fun than I can remember, watching
the Superdope and his pals going bonkers over it all, hee hee!"
"Let loose …" the Psycho Pirate said wistfully.
"Think bigger …"
"That's the spirit, Haydee-doo!"
The Psycho Pirate's one eye took on a hard and nasty
gleam; the thick metal eyepatch covering his other socket contorted
into diabolically hateful visages. "I used to think big. I used
to think about showing everyone everything I remembered, everything
they said I was crazy for talking about remembering, and then wiping
the slate clean, so they'd know how it felt to lose their home. To lose
the best things and the worst things and everything they'd ever known
…" With that, the Psycho Pirate raised the golden spear and touched
it to the image of Wonder Woman shining on the surface of a nearby globe.
THE OILFIELDS NORTH OF RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA
"There he is, Diana," Steel said to his companion, indicating
their target by gesturing with his hammer. "Think it's past the
time where we try to talk reason with him?"
A man with bright pink skin, wearing a blue sleeveless
top and trunks, alighted atop an oil pump. Once balanced on the rig's
head, his form morphed into a female shape, costumed in a full black
body suit with a rainbow band running across the front. Long blond
hair framed a pretty face, and the transformation into the heroine
Halo was complete. Concentrated waves of intense light emanated from
her hands and irradiated the metal of the pump, causing it to glow
red, then yellow, and finally a near-blinding white. With an ear-piercing
sound of protest the pump exploded, and the fiery metal fragments
ignited the crude oil as it geysered uncontrolled out of the desert
sands. The shapeshifter, meanwhile, morphed again, this time into
the form of the original Red Tornado android, and shot into the sky
on a column of swirling air. All around were the remains of other
oil pumps, destroyed in various manners as the shapeshifter had taken
on different forms. Most of the wells were now burning.
"It may indeed be far past the time for talking,"
Wonder Woman agreed with her teammate. "See if there's anything
you can do about those fires, and I'll stop this menace here and now."
The Amazon princess flew at the shapeshifter, while Steel descended
to the ground to assess the damage to the oil wells.
Steel grasped the handle of his hammer in both
of his armored hands and strode toward one of the oil-fueled columns
of flame. Stopping just a few yards short of the fire, Steel raised
the hammer high over his head and then brought it down in a heavy
swing at the desert surface. A spray of sand flew away from the hammer's
head and rained down on the open well. Steel swung and swung again,
burying the flames and extinguishing them, then turned his attention
to another burning pit.
Wonder Woman soared toward the Red Tornado, who
spied her approach and reverted to pink-skinned form. "Gaah,
Wonder Woman!" the creature spat with disgust. "I thought
I might have to reckon with most of Hawkman's teammates, but I expected
him to come as well! Don't try to tell me he has finally learned fear,
and sends others to fight his battles with Byth!" he sneered.
"Hawkman has not been among us for some time,
fiend," Wonder Woman answered, a trace of confusion clouding
her features for a moment. "The fact that you caused this wanton
destruction is travesty enough, but doing so to lure out a dead man
is mad!" The emissary of peace in man's world extended a hand
to the shapeshifter. "Come. Perhaps we can help you."
Byth considered Wonder Woman for a second, and
then his countenance twisted with rage. His features literally darkened
to pitch black, along with his entire bodily surface, and a crackling
yellow nimbus surrounded him as he took on the shape of Negative Man's
energy form. With his legs disappearing in a long, dwindling trail,
he brought both his fists to bear on Wonder Woman and flew directly
at her head, landing crashing blows across the Amazon's face before
she had time to react. Wonder Woman reeled back through the air, and
Byth pressed the advantage, pounding his energy-laced ebony fists
mercilessly at Wonder Woman with blinding speed.
A red blur streaked through the air and collided
with Byth, sending the shapeshifter hurtling down to the sands below.
Wonder Woman regained her airborne balance as the red blur came to
a stop several feet away, now easily recognizable as Captain Marvel.
From the same direction he had arrived, closing the distance between
themselves and Wonder Woman, approached Mary Marvel and Captain Marvel,
Jr.
"We came as fast as we could, Wonder Woman,"
Captain Marvel apologized. "But Holy Moley, hitting that guy
was like hitting a tank! Who is it?"
"He seemed to know me, but I've never seen
him before," Wonder Woman confessed. "He calls himself Byth,
and apparently he plans to put up quite a fight."
"Well don't worry, 'cause the Marvel Family
is here to help," Captain Marvel, Jr. assured her proudly.
"As am I!" a girl's voice added from
behind. The Marvels and Wonder Woman turned to see a beautiful young
girl flying toward them, dressed in a red and yellow costume, with
long blond hair crowned by a red headpiece. "We'll stop that
monster together, Mother!" the girl said to Wonder Woman earnestly.
Wonder Woman's mouth opened in silent shock, as the Marvels looked
round at each other in surprise.
Before any questions could be asked, however, Byth
rocketed up from the ground, having assumed the form of Hawkman himself.
"Grah! If Hawkman will not deign to meet me in combat,"
Byth raged, "I will simply have to fill his role!" With
that Byth smashed the end of his huge, knobby mace into Captain Marvel's
jaw, repaying the World's Mightiest Mortal's punch in kind.
The Blue Beetle's airship glided toward the square, and its three
occupants observed the battle below on a video monitor set into the
ship's control panel. The Martian Manhunter and Plastic-Man faced
off against four beings in the middle of the Square alone; the local
citizenry had departed in a panic shortly after the arrival of the
Monster Society of Oom. The monitor showed J'onn J'onzz grappling
hand-to-hand with the gray-skinned, eight foot tall Oom, while Plastic-Man
wove his pliable form back and forth between Oom's underlings: Nyola,
Ramulus and Mister Who. Plastic-Man's torso penned the villains in
while his elongated arms delivered roundhouse punches to each one
in turn.
"Well, I'd say J'onn and Plas have the situation
well in hand, wouldn't you?" Blue Beetle asked his companions.
"At the moment they do," the woman who
bore the mantle of Dr. Light agreed cautiously.
"See, I gotta hand it to Plas, he fights
with … I don't know, I guess with more reckless abandon than Ralph
ever did. Makes him a bit more formidable, wouldn't you say, Booster?"
Booster Gold rolled his eyes irritably. "Ralph
was always more interested in sniffing out mysteries than kicking
tail, Ted. But that's hardly the point. Oracle called all of us to
help out the Big Leaguers. You and I were visiting Kimiyo in Japan
so we came to the closest hot spot, here … and now you're just doing
color commentary from the blimp!"
Blue Beetle sucked in his gut almost reflexively.
"I just don't want to do more harm than good," he protested.
"And the fact is J'onn and Plas …"
"Are in trouble!" Dr. Light cut in,
pointing at the video monitor. The monstrous Oom fell onto his back
and kicked the Martian Manhunter across the square. Oom was then free
to assist his henchmen.
"Oom will rule world!" the slow-witted
but powerful creature intoned. "Oom already control earth!"
At that statement, Oom aimed a hand at the ground beneath Plastic-Man
and a mystic bolt issued forth from his large gray fingers. The earth
swelled and three columns shot up, lifting Nyola, Ramulus and Mister
Who above Plastic-Man's constricting loops of body. As the villains
leapt to safety, the columns collapsed around Plastic-Man, trapping
him under their rocky mass. Only a few ribbons of Plastic-Man's body
protruded from the mystically animated earth.
"See? We should already be down there - this
wouldn't have happened if we were!" Booster Gold hollered, already
heading toward the exit hatch at the back of the airship.
"Don't worry, Ted. We'll help them,"
Dr. Light said over her shoulder as she followed Booster.
Blue Beetle set the airship on autopilot to hover
over the square as he rose from his pilot seat. He too made his way
to the back of the ship, and soon was descending down a cable line
from the belly of the craft as Booster Gold and Dr. Light glided through
the air ahead of him.
Mister Who, dressed in a bright green suit, adjusted
the thick-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose. He pointed at
Plastic-Man and sneered, "Face it, you big rubber goon, we're
taking over, starting here and now! You shouldn't have messed with
us!" Behind Mister Who, the woman called Nyola pulled two long,
slender knives from the sleeves of her slinky, dark red outfit, while
Ramulus spread his arms wide and threw back his black cape, fingertips
sparking as his lips moved in incantation. Plastic-Man strained against
the dirt and stones holding him down, his jaw ridiculously hyper-extended,
as the three villains advanced on him.
Booster Gold flew at top speed between Nyola and
Ramulus and grabbed Mister Who by the shoulders. Booster made a 90
degree turn to rise straight up into the air, and then body-slammed
Mister Who from a height of twenty feet. At the same time, Dr. Light
arrived above Nyola and unleashed a blinding flare that caused the
femme fatale to drop her weapons and clutch too late at her eyes,
sightless for the moment.
Oom gradually realized that his Monster Society
was now outnumbered and prepared to create a mystical counterattack.
Before the gray monstrosity could summon the energies, however, twin
red beams of intense heat engulfed his body. The Martian Manhunter
had risen again and trained his Martian vision on Oom, effectively
incapacitating him.
Ramulus turned his attention from Plastic-Man
to the new threats from above in Dr. Light and Booster Gold. He pointed
his fingers up to the sky and lightning bolts flew from them, multiplying
as they arced upward until they seemed to fill the air. Dr. Light
and Booster evaded the assault as best they could, but as the electrical
net became tighter they could not avoid them all. Fortunately, Blue
Beetle had landed on the ground and sprinted the distance between
himself and Ramulus unnoticed by the magic-wielding villain. A swift
chop to the back of the neck sent Ramulus sprawling to the ground,
and Blue Beetle bent over and rested his hands on his knees to catch
his breath.
The lightning bolts in the air disappeared as
Ramulus fell. "Nice shot, partner!" Booster called down
to Beetle.
"Houh … houh … thanks …" Blue Beetle
gasped.
"Uhhh, 'scuse me, could someone maybe give
me hand here? Or possibly a backhoe?" Plastic-Man asked from
his entombment.
"Sure, Plas, one sec," Booster Gold
affirmed. No sooner had the words been spoken than the mound of dirt
erupted with gargantuan vines that seemed to grow in length and girth
as they burst from the surface. The leafy tendrils curved down around
the sides of the earthy mound and, when they touched the surface of
the square, contracted to pull the mound apart. Plastic-Man stood
freely as his prison crumbled, and his elongated limbs retracted to
their normal proportions.
"Booster, how did you get your armor to make
THAT happen?" Blue Beetle demanded.
"What are you talking about, buddy?"
Booster countered. "I was about to compliment you on a new Miracle-Gro
gadget or something."
"I didn't do it!" Blue Beetle insisted.
"Well I didn't do it either!" Booster
and Beetle looked to Dr. Light, who could only shrug, as mystified
as her companions.
"I'm sorry … I know you don't know me …,"
a young girl's voice was heard on the edge of the square. "I
don't know any of you, and I'm not sure where my mother and father
are … but I recognize the deeds of heroes, and my own duty as a Princess
of the Royal Family to assist you in vanquishing evil!"
The owner of the voice approached the heroes,
a young girl of no more than sixteen. She wore golden boots and bracelets
and a red bodysuit that left her arms and legs bare. Her hair was
pure white, curly and shoulder-length.
"Well … um … thanks, Princess …?" Blue
Beetle managed to ask.
"Princess Fern," the young girl finished
her introduction.
Suddenly, the Martian Manhunter cried out in pain.
Oom had been forced onto his knees in submission as J'onzz approached
him, scorching Martian vision unrelenting. Yet somehow, even at point
blank range of the heat attack, Oom had managed to lash out at his
attacker. The gray monster crashed his fist into the Manhunter's jaw,
leaving an eldritch energy sphere surrounding the Manhunter's entire
head. Before dissolving into the ether, the sphere reflected J'onzz's
unceasing Martian vision back and burned the Martian's face. The Martian
Manhunter was now the one who fell to the ground.
"Well, Ferny, your timing is pretty good,
we've got one more piece of evil to vanquish," Booster Gold pointed
out. "Come on!" Booster and Dr. Light flew closed in on
Oom in the air as Blue Beetle, Plastic-Man and Princess Fern followed
on the ground.
WAYNE MANOR, GOTHAM CITY
"Pitiful weaklings!" the powerhouse who called himself the
Outsider bellowed. "Do you not realize that both Batman and Robin
are about to meet their demise? If you are so eager to join them in
racing to the slaughter, far be it for me to stop you! But do not suppose
for an instant that you will prevent me from savoring the sounds of
their necks snapping!"
"We've got to overwhelm him - we've got the
numbers on our side and should just hit him all at once," Batman
indicated to his old partner, who had arrived in his Nightwing costume
but subsequently found himself in a "grown-up" variation of
his original Robin uniform.
"Well, it's not exactly the Justice League,
but I think you're right, Batman. Between you, me, the original Flash
and …" Nightwing paused, checking once again to make sure his eyes
had not deceived him when Sentinel's costume had changed as well, "…
the original Green Lantern …"
"And don't forget me, the one and only, original,
Batwoman!" a female voice responded from the shadows of the nearby
hedgerows. A moment later the owner of the voice appeared, a raven-haired
woman in a yellow costume with red cape and trim, including a flared
red mask, much like the one the Huntress now wore after her costume's
transformation.
"Who …?" Nightwing goggled at the newcomer.
"Later," Batman growled, clutching at
a couple of very-likely broken ribs along his left side. "I don't
like how little I understand about this whole situation, but first things
first. Flash! Lantern! Get the Outsider off balance!" Batman barked
the orders and Alan Scott and Jay Garrick responded immediately. Scott
aimed his lantern-shaped ring at the ground beneath the Outsider's feet,
and a bright green square of energy appeared, then started buckling
and heaving at random. Garrick, for his part, ran back and forth past
the Outsider, delivering piston-fast punches from all sides that caused
little damage to the white, black-pocked body of the Outsider. They
did succeed, however, in causing the Outsider to continually shift his
weight in response to the blows as he tried to strike back at the Flash,
which rendered the villain's balance even more precarious.
"So much easier than trying to get Wally and
Kyle to follow a simple plan," Batman mused aloud. Raising his
voice, he looked back and forth between Nightwing and Batwoman and commanded,
"All right, you two follow my lead, and be ready to move fast."
With that Batman unhooked the grapple gun from his utility belt and
aimed it at the reeling Outsider. Nightwing dropped his hand to where
his own grapple line should have been, then realized the Robin costume
used the original utility belt design and found the grapple gun on the
other side. Batwoman was already twirling the weighted end of a Batline
over her head.
"One!" Batman shouted, as he and Nightwing
fired their grappling guns at the Outsider and Batwoman tossed her own
Batline. The pressure-propelled grapple lines quickly entwined around
the Outsider's torso, while the Batline hooked around his right leg.
A look of furious scorn darkened the Outsider's features as he grabbed
the grapple lines in his hands and began to pull them up over his head.
Alan Scott willed the green square of energy to
slant at that moment, and Jay Garrick concentrated his fast-flying punches
on the backs of the Outsider's legs. Off-balance and distracted, the
Outsider fell hard on his back, and restraints grew up from the energy
square to hold him at his wrists and ankles.
"Two!" Batman shouted again. Nightwing
moved first, vaulting the distance between himself and the Outsider
and leaping over the muscular menace. Despite his injuries, Batman reached
the near side of the captive Outsider a split-second later. Moving as
one, with an ease granted by years of fighting side by side, Batman
and Nightwing each sent one heel striking into either side of the Outsider's
head, at a sensitive point near the temple. The Outsider's hate-filled
face went slack as unconsciousness overtook him.
Batwoman hurried up to Batman's side and placed
both hands on one of the Dark Knight's shoulders, leaning into him intimately.
"Nice work," she breathed in admiration.
Batman said nothing as he took a deliberate step
away from Batwoman, glaring coldly at her for an instant. He knelt down
beside the Outsider, who was already beginning to lose his bulk and
regain the color in his skin, looking more like Alfred Pennyworth with
every passing moment. Soon Alfred opened his eyes and tried to speak.
"… where … am I … what …?" the Wayne family
butler struggled to form a thought.
"Take it easy," Batman commanded with
slightly more compassion in his voice than his usual. To Jay Garrick,
he said, "Flash, would you mind taking Mr. Pennyworth to the house?
See he gets inside and lays down."
"No problem," the Flash replied agreeably.
He scooped Alfred into his arms and in a burst of speed ran up the hill
to Wayne Manor.
"Any ideas now?" Nightwing asked, distractedly
glancing at his own altered Robin costume.
"A few …" Batman answered cryptically.
Before he could continue, Oracle's voice sounded in his cowl's radio
earpiece.
"Batman, this is Oracle."
"Go ahead."
"I've gotten word from Zauriel on the Satellite
that he knows now where the Psycho Pirate is. He didn't say how, but
he did suggest that as soon as everyone can, they reconvene up there."
"I copy …" Batman stopped himself and
said, "Oracle, did you say Zauriel is on the Satellite?"
"Roger that."
"WHAT Satellite?" Batman demanded.
"The Justice League Satellite," Oracle
explained. "The Watchtower has somehow transformed itself into
an exact replica of the Justice League's Satellite Headquarters from
back in the day. Sorry, in light of everything else that's happened
in the past few hours I didn't think to highlight that as a big deal."
The Flash returned at that point, having seen Alfred
to bed in the mansion above them. Batman scowled at the information
Oracle was giving him, but tried to remain calm and focused. "If
Zauriel wants us to join him, I assume the teleporters are somehow still
working?"
"That's what he said," Oracle confirmed.
"All right. Let him know that Nightwing, Sentinel,
the Flash and myself are on the way."
"And me! You're not getting rid of me, handsome!"
Batwoman smiled coyly at Batman.
Batman's lips mashed together in a thin line holding
back a contemptuous snarl. A tense moment later, he said, "I don't
know why I'm going to agree to this, but something tells me I should.
Oracle, tell Zauriel that … Batwoman will join us as well." Batman
turned and stalked toward the hole in the Batcave's roof, then added
humorlessly, "Nightwing, keep an eye on me. If I do one more irrational
thing like this, I need to be taken down." Batman's cape flipped
up as he jumped down into the cave to make his way to the Justice League
teleporter.
The Huntress stood atop the remains of the building, searching for
a way to gain entry or, more importantly, a way to let the men and
women trapped inside make an exit. She almost did not hear the woman
who climbed up the rubble behind her.
"Huntress?" The woman addressing Gotham
City's female representative to the Justice League was a well-built
blonde, wearing a black body suit with a wide green stripe down the
middle, which covered her neck, arms and torso and bared her legs.
Black and gold boots protected her feet as she clambered up the pile
of rubble that had once been a building on the outskirts of Central
City.
Huntress looked at the blonde, trying desperately
to place her. She felt as if she should know her, but had forgotten
her name. Then the blonde woman's garments began to shift - her flat
boots lost their gold accents and became folded over at the tops;
fishnet stockings snaked up her legs; the green stripe disappeared
from her body suit as the neckline plunged downward; a navy blue jacket
wrapped itself around her arms and back. Then, only then, was the
Huntress able to retrieve her name from her memory. "Black Canary!"
"You look like you need a hand," Canary
continued, reaching Huntress' side. Together the two women leaned
their shoulders into a large piece of concrete debris. The former
section of wall began to tilt out of the hole it rested in, but was
jammed by a piece of twisted steel jutting from its side. Huntress,
still applying her weight to the side of the concrete chunk, slid
around its side and came close to the steel appendage. She popped
a miniature acetylene torch from her utility belt and turned on its
tiny but intense jet of flame, aiming it at the twisted section of
girder. The metal glowed, and then snapped, and the piece of concrete
heaved upward and rolled down the other side of the rubble pile.
"Thanks," Huntress offered to Canary.
The two women peered into the darkness below. "Hello?" Huntress
called out. "Anyone down there who can hear me?"
Several weak and frightened voices answered "yes,"
stirred by a renewed hope of rescue.
Huntress began uncoiling a rappelling line from
her utility belt. "Canary, you can help me out by staying up
here while I go down. I'll send civilians up, one at a time, and you
can help them out." She shook her head as she lowered the line
into the building. "I just hope the boys are holding out all
right against the monster that did this."
"I wouldn't worry too much," Black Canary
reassured her. "I know one more JLA reservist who's almost here,
and he'll be able to lend quite a bit of help."
As if on cue, a yellow and red bolt cut through
the air overhead, a streaking comet with a head that looked like a
giant atomic model, orbited by smaller but equally fast streaks of
yellow light. The airborne pyrotechnics heralded the arrival of Firestorm,
the Nuclear Man. As he approached the lumbering creature cutting a
path of destruction through Central City, the Flash was dislodging
himself from a crater in the side of the building created when he
had been tossed into it. Green Lantern and Starman were slowly regaining
their own feet as well.
Firestorm pulled up short and hovered over the
creature, energy glowing around each of his fists. "All right,
gruesome, time for you to eat some heat!" He aimed his hands
at the beast and was about to fire when the Flash cried out.
"No, Firestorm! It absorbs energy - don't
blast it!" the scarlet speedster implored.
The creature was now aware of Firestorm overhead,
and in response it plunged its star-flecked hands into the pavement
of the street, pulling up a huge section and flinging it forcefully
at Firestorm. Firestorm reacted instantly, using his powers over matter
to convert the approaching blacktop into harmless soap bubbles. Then
he yelled down to his ally on the street, "Flash! I think I've
got an idea for stopping this thing! I could use an assist with the
fire hydrant!"
"OnedrenchedGalacticGolem,comingup!"
the fastest man alive replied. In less than a heartbeat a heavy spray
of water was shooting from the opened fire hydrant and dousing the
Golem, after the Flash had sprinted to it and uncapped it at super
speed. The Golem seemed practically unaware, as if the water were
beneath his notice, when Firestorm began to convert the water into
a harder, dark gray material.
"Not so easy to shrug off a depleted uranium
casing, huh buddy?" Firestorm asked mockingly.
The Golem roared as it realized it had been cemented
in one spot by the casing. It attempted to flex every limb in order
to break free - and the ultra-dense coating bulged alarmingly.
"All right, time for me to lend a ring hand,"
Green Lantern announced as he limped toward the Golem. A purple bruise
covered most of Green Lantern's left cheek, marking the point of impact
when he had plummeted from the air to the street below. He raised
his power ring and aimed for the exposed head of the Golem. "This
ring can do pretty much anything I say it can, and right now I say
it's a mean, green, power-sucking machine." Green Lantern focused
his willpower through the ring, and a slender thread of green energy
began to pour from the Golem's brow into the ring. The thread began
to widen, faster and faster until a wide shaft of emerald light emanated
from the Golem's head and engulfed the Lantern's fist.
"Hey, this guy owes me some power back, too,"
Jack Knight announced, nursing his own bruises from his impact with
the street. He leveled his cosmic staff at the Golem and edged the
point slowly into the green stream bound for Green Lantern's ring.
A bright yellow current appeared within the emerald beam, flowing
into Starman's weapon. As both heroes recharged with stolen energy,
the pinpoints of light on the Golem's dark hide began to flicker and
dim. The uranium shell thickened as Firestorm continued converting
water, and became still as the Golem weakened too much to struggle
against its heavy metal prison. Finally the power ring and cosmic
staff were completely refueled, and Flash recapped the fire hydrant
and cut off the flow of water. The Golem closed its eyes as Firestorm
landed with the three other heroes.
"Galactic Golem?" Jack Knight asked
incredulously. "Kinda hokey name there, Flash."
"You sore you didn't name yourself that first?"
Green Lantern inquired sarcastically.
"I didn't name it that," the Flash protested.
"That's just … what it's called." Confusion clouded the
Flash's features. "But I don't know how I knew that. It's like
something I remembered from an impossibly long time ago …"
"Hey, the important thing is that we stopped
it," Firestorm pointed out. "Oracle's message said that
there were lots of trouble spots that sprung up all at once - is there
somewhere else we should go now?"
The Flash tapped the earpiece of his cowl to activate
his JLA transmitter. "Oracle? What's everyone's status? Where
should we be headed?"
"Everyone's holding their own," Oracle's
voice responded in Flash's ear. "It might be best for you to
return to home base … Zauriel requested as much."
"Really? Why's that?" Flash inquired.
"Ummm … because the Watchtower is now in
orbit around the Earth. Or the Justice League Satellite is, and the
Watchtower is gone. However you want to look at it. Zauriel says as
far as he can tell the transporters still work, though," Oracle
informed him.
"OK. We're on our way," the Flash agreed.
He sped off, followed by the others in flight, to the devastated building
which Huntress and Black Canary were helping the last victims out
of. With hasty explanations from Flash along the way, the six heroes
set off for the nearest teleportation transporter, located in the
Flash Museum.
Before they could reach the Museum, a green and
yellow-clad figure zoomed through the air to pull up alongside the
flying heroes. The newcomer stood on what appeared to by a solid electrical
current that arced through the air and supported his weight. Huntress
smiled as she recognized the arriving hero. "Airwave!" she
called out.
Green Lantern looked around at his comrades, but
Black Canary, Firestorm and the Flash all seemed to recognize the
brightly-garbed Airwave. Only Jack Knight returned his gaze with an
equal measure of confusion.
"Errrrr, y'know, Hayden …" Mxyzptlk said thoughtfully, rubbing
his pointy chin, "I don't mean to tell you you're doing less
than a bang-up job, but … do you have to keep helping out those do-good
saps by re-creating their buddies? I mean, Fury … Airwave … more annoying
do-gooders?!?!? Don't get me wrong, Batwoman is always good for a
few laughs, but … wouldn't it be more fun to bring in some more nasty
creeps? Half the ones you brought in the first wave have already folded!"
The Psycho Pirate spun violently on Mxyzptlk,
fixing his one good eye angrily on the interdimensional imp. The Medusa
Mask covering his other eye socket also glared furiously, as he retorted,
"I am trying to reconstruct an entire world! My world … my home!!!
And everything that came with it, good and bad!" The Psycho Pirate
pointed the golden spear in his hand directly at Mxyzptlk's heart.
"Whether you like it or not," he finished menacingly, jabbing
the weapon at his benefactor's chest with every other word.
"First of all," Mxyzptlk rejoined, leaning
one slender elbow casually on the speartip, "you're not exactly
firing on all cylinders, Hayds. Princess Fern was not from Earth-2.
But more importantly …" Mxyzptlk's voice began to rise as his
face turned an apoplectic shade of violet, "that's not why I
gave you the Spear of Destiny! You were just supposed to cause a whole
stinking garbage-barge full of trouble for the Superdupe! If you won't
play my game, then give me back my toy!"
"Mxyzptlk … you vex me," the Psycho
Pirate seethed. "And I suppose there is only one way to make
you leave me be while I work." The Psycho Pirate raised the Spear
high above his head, as if he meant to impale the tiny master of mischief.
Instead, a bolt of light streaked from the Spear's pointed tip and
exploded just in front of Mxyzptlk. As the light faded, a small figure
stood where the epicenter of the flash had been.
The newly summoned being was slightly shorter
than Mxyzptlk, less lanky, and wore a purple three-piece suit tailored
as if it had been made in the 1930s. A purple bowler hat with a drooping
daisy sat atop the midget's bald head. The glimmer in his eyes was
eerily similar to the cruel capriciousness in Mxyzptlk's own, unsurprisingly,
because the smaller imp's name was Mr. Mxyzptlk.
"What? How? No! NononoNO!" the yellow-and-purple
clad Mxyzptlk screeched. "Earth-1, Earth-2, Earth-99, I don't
care! There's only one Mxyzptlk!"
"Yer right about dat," the smaller Mxyzptlk
barked. "And it ain't you!" With a wave of his hands, the
imp summoned a pair of Hollywood mummies atop the Sphinx's head. The
mindless monsters shuffled toward the taller, thinner Mxyzptlk, arms
outstretched.
Mxyzptlk floated into the air, well out of the
mummies' reach, and in the blink of an eye had transformed the monsters'
burial wrappings into rainbow-colored ribbons. One loose end on each
creature rapidly unreeled, spinning the mummies like tops and revealing
them to be hollow within, except for oversized sets of wind-up chattering
teeth which began chomping through the air toward the white-haired
Mxyzptlk.
The bald Mxyzptlk laughed hysterically, until
his counterpart transformed into a yellow and purple cannon with wild
tufts of hair and devilish eyes surrounding the barrel opening, and
took aim at the approaching teeth. Two swift shots blew the teeth
to bits, and then the anthropomorphic cannon set its sights on the
second imp. With a thunderous boom, that Mxyzptlk was similarly reduced
to a pile of broken shards.
The first Mxyzptlk reverted to his skinny, dwarfish
form, just as the shards of the other Mxyzptlk rose up, turning into
a swarm of purple bees that swarmed over his opponent. The cloud of
Mxyzptlk bees carried Mxyzptlk off the Sphinx, and into the desert
distance the battle continued.
The Psycho Pirate, meanwhile, had already returned
his attention to his viewspheres. There was more left to do, and his
bickering with Mxyzptlk had worn Roger Hayden's patience thin. He
focused more and more of his memories through the Spear of Destiny,
faster by far than he had at any time since the imp had given him
the weapon. As reality itself buckled under his command, the fabric
of all things strained. If nature had an audible voice, it would have
screamed.
The Psycho Pirate, however, did not scream. He
threw his head back and laughed wildly, and as he did the black leather
trenchcoat he wore morphed into a flowing red cape with a high, stiff
collar. A red hood wrapped itself around his head, leaving only his
face exposed, and his clothes transformed into skintight costume with
a broad checkerboard pattern of black and red, bearing icons of the
masks of Comedy and Tragedy.
JUSTICE LEAGUE SATELLITE,
ORBITING 22,300 MILES ABOVE THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH*
(*Just had to say that!)
"The Spear of Destiny," Zauriel pondered aloud. "That
is what the creature from the Fifth Dimension called the Psycho Pirate's
weapon, was it not?"
The being to whom the angel spoke was another
of Heaven's servants, the Spectre. But the green-cloaked visitor said
nothing. The Spectre had said nothing upon his arrival, as the strange
villains and monsters had made their simultaneous attacks around the
globe. He had said nothing when the Watchtower on the moon had magically
transformed into a satellite station and begun orbiting the Earth.
The Spectre's only action had been to run his hand across one of the
monitor screens in the satellite's array, causing it to bring into
focus images of the Psycho Pirate and Mxyzptlk atop the Sphinx, along
with audio of their conversation. The glowing screen was edged with
small, faint white and green flames, and obviously allowed observation
of a mystical rather than technological nature. Other than providing
the window on the Psycho Pirate's actions, the Spectre had remained
immutably silent and inactive, standing impassive and alone. For all
Zauriel could tell, he would remain so indefinitely. But at least
Zauriel had learned the Psycho Pirate's location, and now, the power
he wielded as well.
"I will have to tell the others when they
arrive," Zauriel continued, speaking aloud to himself. "Although
if it truly is the Spear of Destiny held by that villain, our peril
is of the greatest magnitude." The angel's ruminations were interrupted
then by multiple alarm signals from the monitor equipment. The satellite
tracked global weather, seismic activity, magnetic field fluctuations,
and other natural occurrences against normal parameters. At the moment,
all incoming data was outside those boundaries.
Captain Atom's mind raced as he swooped down on the piazza, trying
desperately to come up with a plan that would mean victory for himself
and his allies. Already they were faring poorly, Captain Atom could
not deny, as he grabbed the stone arm of a petrified Tasmanian Devil
and lifted his fallen comrade off the ground to fly him to the relative
safety of a nearby rooftop. As he set his friend-turned-statue on
the roof tiles, he resolved that the monsters would be stopped at
all costs.
"Sigrid! Bea! Kara!" Captain Atom yelled
for his teammates. Icemaiden, Fire and Power Girl responded to his
call, joining him on the rooftop.
"Hey! What about … ah, to blazes with him!"
Blue Jay lamented in frustration. He had kept his distance from Medusa-Man
since Tasmanian Devil's transformation, and now turned his attention
to the jet black Repello-Man. Swiftly Blue Jay zipped through the
air toward the inky monster, who detected his approach and attempted
to deflect him with a wave of invisible force. Making use of his relatively
small size, Blue Jay dodged the attack and continued toward the creature,
jabbing both fists into the monster's eyes. Repello-Man howled in
pain and clutched its head, while all the rubble and debris surrounding
the monster suddenly exploded outward. Blue Jay wove deftly amid the
flying refuse, rising high in the air for another dive bomb attack.
"Huh. I think the little guy might be on
to something," Captain Atom mused, then snapped his attention
back to the three women before him. "We need to change dancing
partners here, folks. Power Girl and I will see if we can't teach
the scaly beast a thing or two. Icemaiden and Green Fury, both of
you hit the white one with everything you've got. Let's go."
Power Girl and Captain Atom took off, leaving
Icemaiden to look curiously at Fire. She was about to ask her teammate
why the Captain had called her "Green Fury," when she realized
her partner's entire costume had changed. What had been an outfit
consisting of a dark green leather jacket, light green boustierre,
green hot pants with looping belts and foldover green boots was now
a skin-tight green body suit that included a connected face mask.
Even Bea's hair had changed, from wavy to poker straight, though it
retained its light green hue. Before Icemaiden could fully comprehend
what she was seeing, Green Fury was airborne and flying toward Absorbo-Man.
Icemaiden simply followed her.
Captain Atom and Power Girl flew at Medusa-Man
from behind, with Power Girl hurtling in low to take out the monster
at its knees while Captain Atom fired a quantum blast at its head.
Medusa-Man went down hard, and Power Girl landed a tremendous haymaker
on the back of Medusa-Man's skull before flying off, embedding the
creature's head in the piazza stones.
Green Fury was scorching Absorbo-Man with bright,
verdant flames as Icemaiden caught up with her and began assaulting
the monster with a hard column of ice. Absorbo-Man growled menacingly
as the flames and ice alike seemed to pass through the creature's
white skin. The two heroines continued their attacks relentlessly,
and Absorbo-Man continued to live up to his name. Soon, however, the
monster showed signs that the conflict of heat and cold it was incorporating
into its body at such a rate was causing it pain. Absorbo-Man bellowed
and dropped to its knees.
Blue Jay flew in toward Repello-Man's head much
more quickly now, just as Repello-Man opened its eyes and unleashed
a double wave of force. This time Blue Jay was unable to dodge and
found himself careening into a building wall. Absorbo-Man fought back
as well, crossing its arms and unleashing a barrage of ice projectiles
at Green Fury and a wall of green fire at Icemaiden. The heroines
broke off their attacks in order to defend themselves. Medusa-Man,
too, regained its feet and began staring at Power Girl and Captain
Atom, who looked away lest they be turned to stone.
Without warning, the ground of the piazza began
to shake violently. All of the heroes were able to rise into the air,
but the monsters were earthbound as huge fissures opened up massive
cracks in the piazza's surface. Fiery rivers of molten lava were visible
in the depths of the crevasses, and the hapless monsters were one
by one swallowed in the earthquakes as buildings around the piazza
toppled and were swept away by lava as well.
"Dios mio!" Green Fury exclaimed.
"What in the world …?" Blue Jay asked.
Power Girl's eyes swept over the piazza. "And
where's that guy who looked like Johnny Thunder?" she demanded.
"Don't know, but we need to do some damage
control …" Captain Atom began, and before he could finish the
earthquake stopped, as quickly and impossibly as it had begun. Only
the structural damage to the buildings around the piazza and a few
puddles of steaming magma served as evidence that the tremors and
rivers of lava had ever existed. The heroes looked at each other in
disbelief.
Around the world, the people of Earth were learning
that the aberrations of nature were only beginning …
TO BE CONTINUED …!!!
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