PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING The MotherBox attached to Orion’s
arm emitted a constant stream of noise as it toiled mechanically to
restrain the bloodlust of the scion of Darkseid. Orion was gazing out
through the glass wall of the JLA Watchtower’s observation deck, his
muscles shaking, tendons standing out on his neck as if his head were
about to separate from his body and smash its way out into the starry
darkness. Big Barda stood near Orion, but with her back to the view
of outer space.
“We must take our leave of you, my comrades,” Barda said to Superman,
Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, the Huntress and Plastic-Man, who
all stood before her. “We may have stayed too long already. The ancient
truce has been violated and war has erupted between New Genesis and
Apokalips.”
“We understand, Barda,” Superman said sympathetically. “We’ve always
known you had duties as New Gods which might take precedence over your
JLA memberships …”
“Not merely ‘duties’, Superman,” Orion barked, turning around and facing
the rest of the Leaguers for the first time since they had entered the
room. His eyes were wild, but soon were hidden in black shadows as
he pulled on his helmet. “To lead the forces of New Genesis in war
against Darkseid’s minions is Orion’s birthright, his destiny! If existence
has any reason or meaning, this war gives meaning to mine! Farewell!”
Orion stepped onto his astro-harness and rocketed toward the ceiling,
passing through a small airlock and into the thin atmosphere of the
Moon.
“Snff, snff, doesn’t he know I hate long, weepy good-byes?” Plastic
Man asked, the corners of his pouting mouth sagging down to his knees.
“Orion is not one to stand on ceremony,” Barda conceded, “but his urgency
is well-founded. I must depart as well. Goodbye, my friends. Your
Earth is in good hands.”
The Huntress slowly extended her right hand. “Goodbye, Barda. It’s
been … interesting. I learned a thing or two from you.”
The New God gripped the urban vigilante’s forearm in a warrior’s clasp.
“As have I.”
“Our thoughts will be with you,” the Martina Manhunter said. “We hoped
war would never come to your world, but now we hope for your victory.”
“Thank you,” Barda nodded.
“Yeah, and if you see DeSaad, whale on him with your rod a couple times
for me, Barda,” Green Lantern added.
Barda was already flying toward the airlock in the ceiling. “Until
we meet again!” she called down, then passed through to the outside.
She joined Orion in the darkness, and before them a wide circle opened
in space, filled with a blindingly bright yellow-orange miasma. Even
on the near-airless surface of the Moon, the Boom Tube generated a powerful
concussion, the vibrations of which the Leaguers could feel in the structure
of the Watchtower. Orion and Barda flew into the Boom Tube, which closed
behind them, vanishing from sight.
“I hope we do meet again,” Superman said. “Good luck, friends.”
A voice from the electronic speakers built into the walls interrupted
their reverie. “Superman? This is Oracle. Can you gather everyone
in the briefing room? There’s a report coming in from Batman, something
about a major earthquake in Gotham City …”
“You heard the lady,” Superman said, as he flew out of the room to
the elevator down from the observation deck. Martian Manhunter and
Green Lantern flew behind him, and Plastic Man and Huntress brought
up the rear on foot.
The heroes exited the elevator and continued on to the briefing room,
where Wonder Woman and Zauriel were already waiting. As they took their
seats around the large meeting table, the Flash streaked through the
doorway and into his seat, and Aquaman followed soon after. Steel entered
last, having come from his laboratory in the sub-basement of the Watchtower.
“We’re all here now, Oracle,” Superman announced. “What’s Batman’s
status handling this quake?”
“As quickly as it began, it’s stopped,” the Batman’s voice was broadcast
across Oracle’s communications circuit.
“Casualties?” Superman asked.
“Minimal, in terms of lives. One structural casualty has me troubled.
Arkham Asylum took major damage. There’s a full-scale breakout that
requires my immediate attention. Batman, out.”
“We’ll be down immediately to back you up,” Superman replied. The
JLA mobilized on that command, heading for the teleportation tube to
return to Earth. “Oracle, see if you can establish communication with
Arkham. Let us know what the situation is moment-to-moment until we
arrive.”
“Check,” Oracle affirmed.
Wonder Woman sidled up to Superman as they were the last two leaving
the room. “You realize Batman probably didn’t want any backup. He
thinks of those psychotics in Arkham as ‘his’ problem.”
“And for all we know he’ll have the situation under control before
we even get there,” Superman agreed. “But something tells me there’s
more going on here than we know. All we can do now is help as best
we can, and that means we all go down to Earth.”
ARKHAM ASYLUM
Klaxons wailed pointlessly at the night sky and searchlights swept
over the rubble-strewn ground in seemingly random patterns. Arkham
Asylum was more than damaged – it was split open like a rotten piece
of fruit. A group of figures picked their way carefully through the
debris, moving together yet noticeably keeping their distance from each
other. Led by the Joker, the insane criminals also included Pinhead,
Two-Face, Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Killer Croc, the Ventriloquist, Mr.
Zsasz, Firefly, Clayface and Maximillian Zeus. No love was lost among
any of the inmates of Arkham; yet they knew their best hope to make
good their escape was to stay together, at least until they were sure
HE was nowhere close by.
“A-tiptoooeeee … a-through the toilehhhhhts …” the Joker sang falsetto
as the group worked their way across a crumbled pile of ceramic and
porcelain which had been a bathroom before the earthquake.
“Shut up, Joker,” Two-Face growled.
“You can’t make me, hee hee hee!!!” Joker replied with sick glee.
“I’ll make you, Joker,” Mr. Zsasz hissed, flexing his muscles and causing
the scarred notches in his flesh to dance. “I’ll cut your tongue out
and feed it back to you in slivers.”
“Oh no! Oh no! Not that!” the Joker screamed with overblown terror.
“I’d rather kill myself!” The Joker spied the top half of a toilet
tank, which still had a seat attached but no bowl. The Joker threaded
his legs through the seat, said “Goodbye, cruel world!” and pressed
the flush handle on the tank. The Joker twisted his body in circles
as he lowered the rest of his body through the toilet seat, laughing
uncontrollably.
“All right, that’s it, the field trip is over, everyone back on the
short bus,” Huntress commanded as she emerged from behind a pile of
rubble, crossbow drawn.
“Ay, ain’t no dame gonna give orders to Scarface!” the small wooden
dummy on the Ventriloquist’s arm seemed to say.
“You gotta be kidding me,” the scaly, muscular Killer Croc laughed
malevolently. “All of us together, and just you and your little kiddie
arrows’re gonna take us down?”
Suddenly Killer Croc howled in pain, dropping to his knees and clutching
his head. “No,” a voice boomed down from above, “all of us are here
to help her.”
The Arkham inmates looked up and saw Martian Manhunter, Steel, Zauriel
and Green Lantern hovering in the air. On a platform generated by Green
Lantern’s power ring stood Aquaman and Plastic Man. The King of Atlantis
was staring down at Killer Croc, using his animal telepathy to mentally
disable the reptilian murderer.
The inmates scattered, running as best they could among the debris,
and the JLA members quickly pursued them. Green Lantern cut an emerald
slash through the darkness and landed in front of Poison Ivy.
The botanical villainess smiled disarmingly at Green Lantern, and her
eyes flashed in the starlight as she tossed her long auburn hair over
one shoulder. Her Arkham-issued jump suit was not as flattering as
the leafy corsets she preferred to wear, but her beauty was undeniable
nonetheless. “I know I shouldn’t have run away from the doctors who
are trying to help me,” Poison Ivy cooed, drawing nearer to Green Lantern
with every word, “but after all that time cooped up I’m such a … lonely
… girl …”
“Sorry, Ivy, but Bats has been having me read up on all the bad guy
profiles, and if you think I’m letting you touch me, you really ARE
crazy,” Green Lantern explained, as he created a gigantic emerald lawn-mower
between them. The energy construct ran over Poison Ivy and sucked her
into its leaf-bag attachment.
Plastic Man and Aquaman were diving off the emerald platform on which
they had arrived. Plastic Man formed himself into a red, yellow and
flesh colored coin eight feet in diameter, yelled “Call it in the air!”
and landed directly on Two-Face. Aquaman launched his cybernetic hookline
at the Scarecrow, entangling the master of fear’s legs and bringing
him down in a heap on the ground.
Zauriel’s wings carried him over the head of Firefly, and the angel
alighted before the inmate. Holding his flaming sword to the side,
Zauriel offered his free hand and said, “Come, I have no desire to see
any human being hurt. Return to where you belong.” The pyromaniac
villain eyed Zauriel scornfully, his eyes darting back to the flaming
sword repeatedly. Firefly lunged greedily at the heavenly weapon, which
Zauriel quickly moved out of reach, followed by a quick blow with his
free hand to the back of Firefly’s head, rendering the inmate unconscious.
“Undone by temptation,” Zauriel sighed.
On the far side of the Asylum, Superman and Wonder Woman descended
from the sky. “Dr. Arkham?” Wonder Woman called out.
“I’m here,” the head administrator of Arkham answered. Superman and
Wonder Woman followed the sound of his voice, and found the doctor in
a ground-floor room, the outer wall of which had fallen in during the
earthquake. The doctor was tending to several figures, some of which
did not look entirely human to the arriving Justice League members.
One was the size of an infant but had the facial hair and wrinkles of
a middle-aged man. One was human-sized but featureless and gray from
head to toe, and seemed to be moaning pitifully with many voices at
once. Another appeared to be an awkward evolutionary stage between
cow and man. Yet another was a large man with skin resembling the bark
of a tree. All of these curious creatures wore remnants of Arkham security
guard uniforms or orderlies’ whites. There were other guards and orderlies
in the room, as well, who looked like normal humans but were either
screaming, crying, or both. Lying near a far wall were sheets draped
over two bodies.
“What’s happened here?” Superman asked. “Is it related to the Earthquake?”
Before Dr. Arkham could finish administering a tranquilizer to the
hysterical guard to whom he was attending, a voice from the shadows
answered, “That’s what I’m trying to figure out.” Batman stepped out
of the darkness.
In the courtyard, Steel threw his hammer at Pinhead, and even though
the blow was only glancing, the inertia-multiplying field of the weapon
felled the super-strong inmate. Green Lantern and his flying emerald
lawnmower overtook the Ventriloquist and drew him up into the holding
bag. Green Lantern continued on to a small, temporary holding cell
which the Flash was constructing at superspeed, using the heat of friction
to fuse together rubble from the grounds. Green Lantern detached the
leaf bag from the mower and dumped Poison Ivy and the Ventriloquist
in the stone structure.
“You’re no Frank Lloyd Wright, Wally, but this’ll do in a pinch,” Green
Lantern said.
“So glad you think so,” the Flash answered sardonically as he continued
assembling the holding cell.
J’onn J’onzz, the Manhunter from Mars, floated in the air above Clayface.
“Ah, the infamous Mr. J’onzz ” Basil Karlo grinned wickedly as he shifted
his mudd-like form. “Shall we settle this one shape shifter to another?”
Clayface transformed into a ten-foot tall reptilian monster. Its taloned
hands began to glow as Clayface brought his flesh burning powers to
bear. “I’ve always wondered what my power could do to alien flesh.”
“You may continue to wonder, as you will not have an opportunity to
lay your hands on me,” Martian Manhunter replied, unleashing his searing
Martian vision on Clayface, while at the same time telepathically assaulting
the villain’s control his over form. The villain screamed as the heat
engulfed his body, and oozed to the ground unconscious.
Green Lantern arrived beside Martian Manhunter, scooping Clayface up
in an emerald bag marked with BIOHAZARD symbols, and flew off to gather
the other subdued inmates.
“The earthquake was clearly not of natural origin,” Batman explained
to Superman, Wonder Woman and Dr. Arkham. “It was precisely focused,
with Arkham Asylum at the epicenter. And from examining the structural
damage, I believe I’ve pinpointed the inmate’s cell which was at ground
zero.”
“And that would be …?” Superman asked.
“The Psycho Pirate. These workers,” Batman gestured at the bizarrely
changed guards and orderlies, “seem to be the handiwork of the Psycho
Pirate as well, and his ability to alter the nature of his victims to
match emotions he produces in them. The helplessness of a baby, the
gray nothingness of despair, the docility of a cow or the passivity
of a tree – these men must have been directly in the path of the Psycho
Pirate as he tried to escape. The others, who appear unchanged but
are clearly in the throes of strong emotional manipulations, may simply
have been caught in his wake.”
“Did the Psycho Pirate also kill those men?” Wonder Woman asked, pointing
toward the bodies on the far side of the room.
“No,” Dr. Arkham replied. “That would be Mr. Zsasz’s handiwork.”
Zsasz brandished a jagged shard of glass at Aquaman, who waited deliberately
for the killer to make the first move. Blood was trickling down Zsasz’s
hand as he clenched his scavenged weapon. Suddenly Zsasz sprang ferociously
through the air, and Aquaman raised his hand to catch the inmate’s shard-wielding
hand. Aquaman grabbed the wrist tightly, but with surprising strength
Zsasz was able to bring his arm down and nearly stab the King of Atlantis
with the shard. Zsasz snatched the shard with his free hand, drawing
fresh blood, and brought the broken glass down hard into Aquaman’s right
eye.
Zsasz stared at his hand as it passed by Aquaman’s face – the glass
shard was gone. Then Zsasz noticed the Flash standing directly beside
him and Aquaman. The Flash was waggling the glass shard at Zsasz like
a scolding parent. It was the last thing Zsasz saw clearly before a
flurry of superspeed punches rendered him unconscious.
“Got a special iron coffin for you, psycho-boy,” Flash said as he ran
with Mr. Zsasz to the temporary holding cell.
Maxie Zeus stood tall facing down Steel and Martian Manhunter. “Hephaestus!”
he said to Steel reproachfully. “Noble forger of mine own lightning
bolts! Have you turned on Zeus as well, allying yourself with this
…” he gestured at Martian Manhunter “… Stygian creature?”
“Afraid so,” Steel replied, firing several pinions from his armor’s
wrist-launchers and trapping Maxie Zeus against a large section of broken
wall.
Plastic Man bounced over with a woozy Two-Face under his arm. “Th-th-th-that’s
all, folks!” he enthused.
“Not quite all,” the Martian Manhunter said somberly. “Where is the
Joker?”
“So, the Psycho Pirate was obviously determined to escape, based on
the lengths he took to evade the guards,” Superman nodded. “And he
was responsible for the earthquake as well?”
“Unlikely,” Batman shook his head. “The Psycho Pirate’s powers have
changed over time, but have always been tied closely to emotions. The
crust of the planet has no discernable emotions,” the Dark Knight added
humorlessly.
“Could he have been tapping into fear of Earthquakes?” Wonder Woman
suggested.
“Again, unlikely,” Batman dismissed the idea. “The possibilities are
these: One, Psycho Pirate’s powers have increased dramatically, allowing
him to cause the earthquake. Two, the earthquake was caused by someone
else who specifically wanted the Psycho Pirate free, and has further
plans for him. In either case, I do not like the implications.”
“We’ll get to the bottom of it,” Superman promised. Suddenly a cackling
scream could be heard just outside the room. Superman, Batman and Wonder
Woman ran outside, and spotted the Huntress on her knees, straddling
the prone form of the Joker. A weighted bola was wrapped around the
Joker’s ankles. Huntress had the front of Joker’s uniform clenched
in one fist, the other cocked back menacingly. The blood trickling
down the Joker’s pointed white chin indicated the Huntress had already
applied her fist to him at least once.
“Heh hee heeeeee,” Joker wheezed. “I like the rough stuff, gorgeous.”
The Huntress growled in disgust and let her fist fly again, smashing
the Joker’s nose. The Joker laughed harder than ever.
“Huntress! That’s enough!” Batman called out. Huntress did not respond,
watching the Joker closely for any excuse to strike again. Batman approached
the two of them, bat-cuffs in hand. “Huntress, get off of him.”
Huntress pushed the Joker down to the ground roughly and stood up,
muttering, “Whatever you say, Dad.”
“WHAT did you call me?” Batman looked at her sternly. Huntress locked
eyes with him, and for a moment both felt an eerie unease between them,
as if a cosmic chord had been struck out of tune. The Huntress broke
eye contact first and turned away from Batman, who bent down to cuff
the Joker. The cackling maniac was in too much pain to resist.
THE SPHINX, EGYPT
Two figures stood atop the head of the Wonder of the Ancient World
known as the Sphinx. One was a man dressed in a drab inmate’s jumpsuit,
with a wild shock of light brown hair that jumped out over one uncertain
blue eye and one golden eyepatch-shaped plate. He held a golden spear
gently in his hands, as if afraid to grasp the weapon too tightly.
Joining him was a dwarf-sized being, stretched out on a floating lounge
chair that hovered near the man’s shoulder. A giant television screen
floated impossibly in the air before them, showing the JLA as they finished
apprehending the escapees at Arkham Asylum. With a snap of the smaller
man’s fingers, the screen disappeared.
“Well, THAT wasn’t much fun. That Super-simpleton didn’t even get
involved at all, did he? Not that there was much to get involved with
where your old nuthouse-mates are concerned, hmmmm, Psycho Pirate?
All gimmick, no BANG! Let them loose without their bags of tricks or
theme-party henchman, not even a plan to poison the city’s water supply,
and it’s not much of a challenge for the big, bad Jay Ell Ayy.” The
dwarf looked up at Psycho Pirate, and punched him in a friendly way
on the shoulder. “But all that matters is that we’re together now,
right, PP?”
“I … I … I guess …,” the Psycho Pirate stammered, like a man long unaccustomed
to conversations. He curled and uncurled his fingers around the shaft
of the spear and said, “What … what is this?”
“It’s the answer to your prayers!” the little man exclaimed. “And
possibly, the answer to mine as well,” he added to himself. With a
broad salesman’s smile and a carnival barker’s voice, he went on, “What
it’s called isn’t important. What it can do is what’s important!”
“And … what’s that?” the Psycho Pirate whispered nervously.
“Anything! Anything you want, anything you can imagine! It brought
an earthquake your way and set you free, didn’t it?”
The Psycho Pirate nodded, and his diminutive companion continued, “And
I’m not just shining you on when I say ‘anything,’ PP. Earthquakes
are small potatoes. When someone with your unique talents is holding
something like that there spear, the word ‘impossible’ ceases to have
any meaning! You could literally remake the whole world! Or unmake
it, so there’s nothing left but you and me and maybe some brownies to
snack on! Anything you want!”
“Anything …?” Psycho Pirate asked, a small smile flickering around
the corners of his mouth.
“Anything at ALL!” the little man urged him on.
The Psycho Pirate wound his fingers tightly around the spear. Suddenly
his jumpsuit was transformed into proper clothing – black jeans, black
undershirt, a long black trenchcoat with its sleeves rolled up to his
elbows, and black fingerless gloves. The Medusa Mask which covered
his eye began to depict demonic expressions. The smile on Psycho Pirate’s
lips settled into place. The spear began to glow.
JLA WATCHTOWER
The JLA returned to their lunar base and assembled once again in the
main briefing room. The heroes each took a seat and Superman opened
the meeting.
“Our efforts to recapture the escapees from Arkham were largely successful,”
Superman began. “Only three inmates remain at large: Dr. Destiny, the
Riddler and the Psycho Pirate. Psycho Pirate is our primary target
as of now. We believe he was responsible, at least in part, for the
earthquake which destroyed the sanitarium, and is the most dangerous
of those on the loose. I’d like to ask for volunteers to make the first
attempts to relocate and apprehend him.”
“Ummm, Superman? This is Oracle,” an electronically amplified voice
sounded from the ceiling of the room. “I’m sure the Psycho Pirate should
be brought in ASAP … but in the time it took you all to teleport back
up to the Watchtower, a few things have happened which might also need
your attention.”
“Such as …?” Superman inquired.
“Okay, let’s see …” Oracle sighed, trying to remain calm. “There’s
someone in Metropolis causing a disturbance at the Daily Planet … he’s
… bear with me, this gets a little weird … he’s eating the globe that
sits on top of the Daily Planet building. He’s wearing a costume with
a right half that looks like yours and a left half that looks like Batman’s,
sort of. And he’s demanding that you come face him so he can prove
he’s the better man, or he’ll eat the entire city, building by building.
“Also, the S.T.A.R. labs in San Diego just … turned inside out. That’s
what the reports are saying anyway. The physical building literally
inverted, and everything that was inside got out. Unfortunately, Chemo
was being held in one of the sub-basements under observation. Now he’s
wading down the coast of Baja California, Mexico.
“There’s some stories coming in from Rome of a … a trio of monsters,
led by a young man, just causing destruction and general mayhem. And
someone else is currently laying waste to one of the biggest oil fields
in Saudi Arabia – they’ve been flying over the derricks and shooting
green flames, sonic blasts, lasers – you name it.”
“Is it Amazo?” Batman asked. “It sounds like duplication of Justice
League powers – Fire, Black Canary, Dr. Light …”
“Possibly … no, no, scratch that, this just in,” Oracle interrupted
herself. “Whoever it is, it’s not Amazo. It’s a shapeshifter, just
not a very subtle one. They keep changing shape in mid-air, from one
guise to another. Military is starting to move in but if the power
levels demonstrated so far are any indication, they don’t have much
of a chance …
“Now I’m hearing about a conflict in Tiannamen Square … there’s a group
of four villains claiming that they are taking over China … calling
themselves the ‘Monster Society of Oom’? None of them match any records
I have of known super-criminals.”
The JLA looked around the table at each other, stunned by the chaos
which had already broken out. Green Lantern gave voice to everyone’s
thoughts: “Is that ALL, Oracle?”
“So far,” she confirmed, “No, wait, one more. Some kind of giant creature
heading toward Central City. Big and ugly, that’s all I’ve got right
now.”
“All right,” Superman said commandingly, “Oracle, mobilize as many
Justice League reservists as you can. We’ll split up now; have the
rest back us up, unless new crises emerge. I’ll go to Metropolis.
Aquaman, you take Chemo in the Pacific. Green Lantern and Flash, you
head for Central City. Wonder Woman and Steel, take the shapechanger
in Saudi Arabia. J’onn and Plastic Man, you’re in China. Zauriel,
I want you to stay here on monitor duty. Batman, Huntress, can you
attend to the situation in Rome before you continue working on locating
the Psycho Pirate?”
“I’m going back to the Batcave,” Batman contradicted him, “to figure
out what the connection is between these random major attacks. That
may in turn lead us to the Psycho Pirate. I’ll stay in radio contact.”
With that the Dark Knight quickly left the room.
Superman’s brow furrowed momentarily, then smoothed as he continued,
“Oracle, we’re spread a bit thin. Put a call out to the Justice League
reserves, especially any currently living in Europe who can respond
to Rome quickly. Anyone else who can pitch in anywhere is welcome to
do so.” The man of Steel then turned to face Huntress.
The Huntress looked back at Superman, defiantly at first, but then
with admiration and respect. “Just tell me where you need me the most,”
Huntress said with a sweetness no one in the room had heard before.
“Why don’t you … accompany Green Lantern and Flash?” Superman suggested,
a bit disconcerted. With all assignments in place, the League departed
for the teleporter room once again. Zauriel was left alone in the meeting
room. “I’m reporting to the monitor womb now,” Zauriel said to the
ceiling.
“Gotcha,” Oracle answered. “I’ll feed you info as I get it.”
Zauriel spread his feathered wings and flew down the corridors to the
womb. He entered the tall, narrow chamber, flew up to the main seat,
and set himself to the controls. After a few moments, he felt a presence
in the womb with him. Slowly, Zauriel rose, turning in mid-air to see
a figure cloaked in green hovering in the higher recesses of the monitor
room.
“Greetings. It’s been a long time,” Zauriel said to the visitor.
The Spectre said nothing.
TO BE CONTINUED …