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Part Three: "Until Death Do Us Part"
A Pre-Crisis tale of the World's Greatest Super-Heroes
By David Tillinger


JLA SATELLITE - MONITOR ROOM

Hawkman sits at the montior station, staring at the screens while fingering his wedding ring. He stops when he realizes what he's doing and smiles to himself. Both the smile and the self inspection which brings the smile on are rare for Katar Hol. Thangarians do not traditionally exchange wedding rings, the ring is a concession to Earthly social norms. But Katar has come to cherish the ring as a symbol of his love for his wife Shayera.

He is not, as many would say, a man who lacks emotion. He is simply, as most Thangarians are, extremely reserved and private. He smiles again when he thinks of Shayera and her boundless energy and lack of reserve, the qualities which attracted him to her.

"What are you doing here, buzzard beak?"

Katar had not heard Oliver Queen enter the room. Queen walks over and sits down on the edge of the montior station.

"I could ask you the same thing, Arrow." Katar replies.

"I got kicked out of my apartment. Dinah & the girls are getting ready for the wedding. Plus there's the whole "I can't see her before the wedding" deal. How about you? Shayera's at my place, why are you here?"

"You answered your own question, Oliver. My home is fairly boring without Shayera there, besides, I am covering the shift for her."

Oliver Queen studies Katar closely. There had been real animostiy between the two at one point. What had started as humorous jibes at each other based on certain differences in their central characters had denigrated into an animosity which had threatened to hurt the League as a whole. Fortunately, the women in their lives, Shayera & Dinah had orchestrated a truce and the two had resolved their differences. In fact, though (completely in character for him) Ollie would not admit it entirely, he liked Katar for his reserved ways and staunch dedication to what was right.

"Can I ask you something?" Ollie asks.

"Go ahead."

"It's kind of funny. I spent years trying to come up with any way to avoid asking Dinah to marry me. And now, I can't imagine how I ever lived a single day without her. Is that odd to you?

Katar looks at him for a moment. He supresses a smile at the thought of Ollie asking him this, as it shows how far things have come between them. Finally, Katar draws a breath and replies.

"She lifts you up when you have no wings, but must fly and she is the solid bedrock upon which you can land when the day's hard flight is done." Katar says.

This response surprises Ollie. "I'd have never guessed you were a closet poet, Katar."

"I can't take credit for that. It's part of the traditional Thangarian wedding vows." Katar replies.

"Well, I'm stealing it. Dinah and I are writing our own vows and I'm stealing that line."

"Feel free." Katar stops. He may be more comfortable with Ollie than he had been, but this sort of bonding is awkward for him. Ollie sees this.

"Well, I'm gonna go off to bed. I won't sleep, but I should at least try. Thanks for the line."

Ollie walks towards the door to the room. He turns back to Katar, who has turned back to his monitor.

"And the talk."

"Any time, Oliver." Katar says, smiling.


STAR CITY

The others had gone home. She appreciated their company and support, but at the moment, she was glad to be alone with her thoughts. She wanders absently around her apartment. Stopping before one vase, she pulls single white daisy. A Larry Daisy, she thinks. The one he wore every day in his lapel and got everyday from her shop. Until the day he died.

They say that the day you get married is the happiest day of your life. And for Dinah Lance it had been. Larry Lance was an unapologetic rogue. A man of limitless charm and humor. He was also a surprisingly loyal and thoughtful husband and Dinah had loved him deeply. But he had died and in her mourning and pain, she had decided to move to Earth 1 to start a new life. And she had. She valued her membership in the League and the friends she had made. And she loved Ollie.

For all his stubborn pride and sometimes mindless speeches and knee jerk reactions. Dinah Lance loved Oliver Queen. And maybe for all of those things, all his faults. And she wants to marry him. Being entirely honest with herself, she knows she needs to marry him. He is her other half, his strengths are what make her faults disappear.

She kisses the flower in her hand once and then places it down. A tear runs down her cheek.

"You know, Dollface, you think about things too much." A voice says behind her.

Dinah turns rapidly, seeing what seems to be her late husband Larry Lance. "Larry?"

"Yeah. Sort of." Larry nods sidewards at the figure next to him, the Phantom Stranger. "I don't have a lot of time, Dinah. You've got some friends in high places, so they let me come back for just a second. This Ollie guy, is he good to you?"

"Yes." Dinah says, afraid to say anymore.

"Then be with him. You need to go on from me. I'll always love you, Dinah, but it's time for you to go on. Goodbye, Dollface."

"Goodbye, Larry." Dinah says, holding back tears, not wanting an image of her crying to be what Larry takes back to the afterlife. Larry waves once and fades. The Stranger turns to leave.

"Stranger, wait." Dinah says. "Why?"

"Because it was right, Dinah Lance. Consider it a wedding present if you would." With that, the Stranger turns and disappears.

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OUTSIDE THE CHAPEL

Barbara Gordon sits in front of an array of screens set up in a makeshift pavillion across the street from a large ornate chruch. She sips on a cup of coffee as she presses buttons, making sure that all of the screens are working.

It's probably overkill, she thinks. Most likely there's not going to be a mass attack. Maybe just this once the bad guys could be smart and not do anything. Maybe Bruce is just being paranoid.....

Nice try, Barbara, you can't even convince yourself of that, she thinks. Sighing aloud, she checks the screen again. She knows something's coming.

She had been surprised when Bruce had assigned her this task. She had not been very active as a heroine recently, preferring to concentrate on getting her Masters' thesis done and her work at the library. But she was proud in an odd way that he had the trust in her to ask. She was not going to allow this wedding to be disturbed. Heroes rarely got moments of happiness like this. This she knew, from bitter experience, as being Batgirl had cost her every relationship she had ever been in. She would be damned if she was going to allow anyone to steal this moment from Green Arrow & Black Canary.

As if he knew she was thinking about him, or at least about her prior failed relationships, Dick Grayson, the former kid sidekick Robin, arrived. The no longer a Boy Wonder was still the most handsome man she had ever met. Their brief relationship, well fling really, had not lasted long as both decided the Dynamite Duo (as the Gotham tabloids referred to them) of Batgirl & Robin was much more effective as a crime fighting team than Barbara & Dick were as a couple. She still loved him as a friend and friend or not, the boy was still fine.

Accompanying him (actually carrying him, since she could fly and he could not) was his new girlfriend, Starfire. Babs had heard he had hooked up with the beautiful alien while both were serving as members of a new group of Teen Titans, but Barbara had never met her. If he was handsome, she was beautiful to a nearly painful degree. Tall and extremely statuesque, but with a certain kindness in her features which made her lovely despite her alien eyes and skin color. She had a dazzling smile, which at that moment, she was displaying at something which Dick said as they landed.

"Good morning, all knowing and all seeing Batgirl. I come bearing bagels." Dick says to her.

"You're late." Barbara replies.

"Had to wait for the onion ones you like." He replies, hitting her with his best smile. She ignores him and turns to Starfire.

"Hello. You must be Starfire. I'm Batgirl. Barbara, actually, but I think for today, I'll use the code name. But you can call me Barbara."

"My name is Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran, but my friends and as you are Richard's friend, you are mine as well, call me Kory."

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Betty Kane knows she was only asked to join this gathering as a courtesy. She knew, that as Bat Girl, she wasn't much of a heroine, but since they were asking everyone to be a part of the protection for the Green Arrow/Black Canary wedding, she had been asked as well.

The other Batgirl had assigned her to be part of the group watching one of the possible routes to the chapel. In her group were Cyborg of the Teen Titans and Tempest of the Doom Patrol. Two heavy hitters to watch over the wanna be, Bat Girl. At the moment, the two men were discussing the Knights' chances of winning the World Series, so Betty, who was not a baseball fan was left to her own devices.

She was staring into a shadowed alley when an amazing thing happened, the shadows moved. She fired off a jump line and swung closer. As she reached the end of the alley, she was able to see the source of the movement, it wasn't a natural shadow, but the villian known as the Shadow Thief.

She trailed him to a nearby park where she saw him join a fairly large assembly of villians. Being something of a student of superheroes and their villians, Betty recognized many of them. She watches as the Thief walks over to where Lex Luthor, arrayed in a green and purple battle armor waits.

"There's a number of heroes patroling the area, but we should have more numbers." The Thief reports.

"Good."

Standing next to Luthor is the Titans villain Psimon. "Do you know you were followed, Mr. Sands*?

*Julian Sands is the real name of the Shadow Thief - DT

"No."

Psimon concentrates for a second and then points right at where Betty's hidden. "There."

A villain nearby, The Electrocutioner, aims an electrical blast at the chimney that Betty is hiding behind. The chimney explodes and Betty is hit in the head with a piece of the debris, Staggering. she runs away from the villians, jumping off the building and firing off a jump line.

"I've got to warn the others." She thinks, swinging off awkwardly.

Back at the gathering of villians, Shadow Thief braces to follow her. Luthor raises a hand.

"Let her go, Sands." Luthor tells him. "Let her tell them how big a force we are. Then we can arrive and crush them."

The assembled villians laugh.

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Inside the church and oblivious to this, Dinah Lance is in the midst of a fairly joyful reunion. Dinah had been born and lived on the parallel earth most commonly refered to as Earth 2 and had served as a member of that earth's counterpart to the League, the Justice Society. Though she considered Earth 1 her home and the League her team, she still had a very soft spot in her heart for her former teammates. And at that moment, they had arrived for the wedding.

"So you're not mad, Johnny?" Johhny Thunder was her closest friend in the JSA and had orignally introduced her to them in the first place. She knew he had a secret crush on her, but had supressed it for years.

"Me, mad? At you, Dinah, never." He laughs somewhat ruefully. "I'd have chosen Superman to walk me down the aisle too. I suggested it, didn't I?"

Had she been looking at him when she hugged him after that comment, she would have noticed the slight sheen of tears in his eyes, but she was not and when she ended the hug, the tears were gone, banished by a swipe of his hand.

Dinah turns to the last of the JSA she had to greet: Superman. Kal-L, the Superman of Earth 2 was the first and greatest of them all. She had always been vaguely intimidated by him when they met early in her career, but over the years she had come to like the older man. "Kal, I wanted to thank you again for agreeing to walk me down the aisle."

"It is my honor, Dinah." The Man of Tomorrow replies in his deep voice, one much deeper from age than his Earth 1 counterpart.


Ronnie Raymond is standing off to a side again. He was in his civilian identity for this wedding. Professor Stein was here, as well, talking to Ray Palmer & Barry Allen again. But with everyone else in conversations or having dates, Ronnie found himself solo.

"You have to be Firestorm."

Ronnie turns at the voice. There had always been a certain chemistry between himself in his Firestorm identity and Power Girl, the person who had spoken. For his part, he thought that PG was about the most beautiful woman he had ever met, a pretty big statement for a guy who hung out with women like Wonder Woman and Zatanna on a regular basis. But he thought she was something special. Too bad, he only saw her once a year.

"Yeah. Ronnie Raymond."

"You're young."

"You're only 3 months older than me." He replied, having checked the fact on the JLA computers once on a boring monitor duty shift.

"But I look older." She laughs in response.

"You're certainly more..." He pauses for emphasis and sneaks a quick but intentionally noticable look at her figure. "More mature."

"Keep dreaming, kid."


This is the end, Betty thinks as she blindly rounds the corner, I can't go on. Finally losing her strength, she lets go of the rope and falls towards the ground.

Only to be caught by a speeding red and yellow blur. A second later, Betty finds herself in front of Robin and the other gathered heroes.

"Villians.... In Papp Park...." Betty stammers.

"OK, everyone, let's get ready for incoming. Wally, get her back to the base station." Kid Flash, the person who had caught Betty, disappears for a moment and returns to where Robin is.

"Done, Rob...."

Wally's response is cut off by the first wave of villains attacking.


"Roy's not coming." Ollie Queen says to the others gathered in the foyer.

"It's OK, Oliver. I can get Katar and he can be in a tuxedo faster than Zee can say Clothes into Tuxedo backwards." Shayera Hol, one of Dinah's bridesmaids, replies.

"Maybe, you should...."

"I'm here."

The assembled League members turn. The speaker is Roy Harper, Ollie's former ward and partner as Speedy. The tension is palatable between the two archers.

"My, aren't you the handsome one? Sorry, Barry Darling, but I think I'm trading part..." Zatanna says, obviously trying to break the tension.

"It's OK, Zee." Ollie cuts her off. "I'm glad you came, kid."

"I wouldn't miss it. I couldn't do it to Dinah."

Another second of tension and the two men break, entering into a tight embrace. A second later, both step back as if embarrassed. Roy walks over to Zatanna, smiling rogueishly.

"Zatanna, isn't it?" He offers his arm to her, which she excepts. "Shall we?"


Hal Jordan has to supress a slight shiver of jealousy as he watches Dinah walk down the aisle, from his best man's position next to Ollie. Not over Dinah specifically, because though he geuinely likes the blonde bombshell, he knows she's not for him. Brambles and all, Ollie & Dinah are perfect for one another.

Rather, Hal's momentary jealousy is due to the fact that the two have one another. Hal reflects for a moment on the women in his life. Carol, Olivia and the faceless others he had been with over the years. Looking over at the silly, yet scared forced grin on his best friend's face, Hal wonders if he will ever be the one grinning with Ollie at his side, watching some girl walk down the aisle.


The battle rages outside and the first wave of villians is repulsed by the heroes. They pull back, regrouping.

"We've got them on the run now, Robbie." Changeling, in the form of a small green bird, chirps in Robin's ear.

"I don't think so, Gar. These are just the small potato guys. They're up to something."

Robin's words are prophetic as the wave of villains parts to allow their most dangerous ally, the 50 foot tall artifical monster, Chemo to join the fray. The other most powerful villians flank him. Luthor in his alien battle suit. Sinestro with his near invincible yellow power ring. The indestructible and nigh unstoppable Shaggy Man.

"Now, striplings." Luthor addresses the heroes, his voice ampliphied by the battle suit. "The battle begins in earnest."


"You're aware of what's going on outside?" the Earth 1 Superman asks Batman by way of Super ventriloquism. Both were near the back of the chruch, having rejected Ollie's request that they be groomsmen for him, both preferring to stay in the background..

"Yes."

"I have heard it as well, Kal-el" Earth 2's Superman adds, by the same Super ventriloquism. "Shall we go out and handle it?"

"No. We won't always be here. Dick and the others need to be able to handle things like this. If it gets too bad, you can act. Until them, we wait." Batman tells them in a voice so low and soft, only their super hearing can detect it.


And the heores had risen to the occassion. With Robin's inspired leadership and strategy and the advantages gained from their greater teamwork and Barbara Gordon's surveillance equipment, the heroes were beating back the greater numebr sof Luthor's villains.

'This guy's not so tough." The Silver Scarab, who had come with the rest of Infinty, Inc. from Earth Two to help with the security says to Starfire as the two concentrate their efforts on stopping the monstrous Chemo.

And for a moment, it seems like they will succed in taking down the monster alone. However, the creature fires a deluge of toxic waste at Scarab's teammate and fiancee Fury, distracting the hero.

"Lyta!" Scarab screams. Disregarding the battle, he flies to the young Amazon's side and takes off carrying the fallen heroine, leaving Starfire to face the giant alone.

"X'Hal!" She screams as she redoubles her attacks, but is slowly being driven back. But then her Titans teammate Cyborg is there with a blast of white sound and other heroes join in, firing energy attacks at the creature, slowing it until as they had planned, Chemo's traditional foes, The Metal Men are able to attach a devise created by their inventor Dr. Magnus which renders the creature inert.


Shayera Thal was somewhat amused by Oliver's efforts to put together and speak his vows. Dinah had been much more polished in her vows, but Ollie was struggling. Not unlike Katar had at her own wedding. Or most likely, like very man struggles, unnerved by the wedding and the end of his independence.

"I guess, pretty bird, that you kinda lift me up when I have no wings, but must fly and then you're the solid place I can land at when I'm done flying....."

Shayera Thal stops listening after Oliver's mangling of the Thanagarian wedding vows. She looks over at Katar, who is sitting in one of the front pews. He smiles in response to her gaze and she mouths "I love you, still" to him.

"And I, you." Katar mouths in response.


Sinestro knew the two heroes were named Hawk and Dove, but that didn't really matter to him. They were currently irritants, little bugs who were keeping him occupied when he wished to move forward and they needed to be crushed. He had been toying with them, but finally decided to end the battle as they attempted to recover from an attack by his ring. Forgoing the formation of a construct with his ring, he opted for a simple beam of the Quardian energy to destroy them. But as had happened so many times, his attack was thwarted as the stunned heroes were spirited out of the path of the blast by a familiar beam of green energy.

"Jordan, I wondered..." Sinestro trails off as he sees that his new opponent was not his rival Hal Jordan, but a beautiful girl with green skin. "Ah, a female Green Lantern. I do not recognize you, but I know, like all the rest, that you have the same weakness to my yellow ring." Saying this, he directs a yellow blast at the girl.

Who parries it with a green stop sign and then at the same time, directs a huge green boxing glove at the surprised villain, knocking him out.

"The name's Jade, not Green Lantern. And that yellow weakness, that's so Earth One."


He had made it through the maze of heroes with a deceptive ease. Attack them at their strength, Luthor had said, show them our power. But the Joker knew better. Beating the heroes was never a test of strength, but a test of intelligence. That's why Luthor always loses, Joker thinks (conveniently forgetting his myriad losses to Batman), as he reaches the area where Barbara Gordon has set up her command area. He watches sliently for a moment as Kid Flash whizzes in with an other injured hero, Northwind of Infinity, Inc. and then sprints back to the battle a few streets away.

Nothing but the Bat Bimbo and the gimps here, Joker thinks. Time to take out the brains of the outfit.

Barbara does not see him getting closer to her. She finally senses a presence as he pulls a gun with a large flag which says "Bang" attached to it.

"Say good night...." The Joker says as he pulls the trigger. But he's stopped by a hastily thrown batarang and the gun, as it fires, is knocked aside, the bullet harmlessly bouncing off a building.

"Bat Girls don't go down like that." Betty Kane, who had thrown the batarang, tells him as she struggles to stay standing.

The distraction, however, is enough for Barbara to deliver a right cross knocking the villian out. She turns to help Betty, but Betty has already slumped to the ground unconscious.


"If there are any whom do not think that these two should be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace." The priest says after Dinah & Ollie have completed their vows

When no one responds, the priest takes each of their hands and places them together. Then by the poweres vested in me, you may now kiss the bride.

Ollie raises an eyebrow at his beaming new bride. She shrugs once and they kiss.


EPILOGUE:

Barbara Gordon gave up the Batgirl identity after the wedding. Her experience coordinating the heroes had convinced her that she was more useful in that capacity and had, with the help of the League, set up a new identity as Oracle, information broker to the superheroic community.

Though she worked with a number of heroes, her most common partnership was as part of what Dick Grayson had jokingly called the Birds of Prey, along with.....

"....Flamebird. You need to get a move on, Betty. The bomb's about to go off." Betty Kane had also given up the Bat Girl identity and had chosen this all new name, based on a story Superman had told her about his adventures in the bottled city of Kandor.

"I'm trying." Betty says as she disarms a thug with a swinging kick. "But the bad guys don't seem to be accommdating."

Finally Betty has taken out the thugs and reaches a very exotic looking bomb. An image of the bomb shows on Barbara's computer screen, a second later, the words Rannian Impact Device trickle below the screen.

"How in the world did a group of Gotham thugs get an alien bomb?" Barbara says.

"Don't know and don't care, Babs. How do I shut it down?"

"Cut the green wire on the under casing." Betty does and Barbara's screen reads Deactivated. "Betty, someone's trying to leave the party. Four o'clock."

Without looking, Flamebird fires off a bolo, which catches the thug and he falls. She goes over and grabs the thug by his lapels.

"OK, jerk off, where did you get an alien bomb?"

"I don't know. I didn't do the deal."

"I'm waiting." Betty says with as much pseudo-Batman menace as she can muster.

"I.... I never saw the guy. The boss told me he got the bomb from...." The thug pauses, truly scared.

"Give me a name." She growls, slowly biting off each word.

"The boss told me he got the bomb from.... from the Monitor."

THE END?

 

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